24/7 for small
Your customers DM at midnight. By 9am they've messaged the next provider. We fix that: an AI assistant trained on your website replies in your customer's language the second a question lands, qualifies the serious ones, and texts you only when someone's ready to book. Live on your site in 48 hours. $299, fixed.
It works while you sleep.
Here's what most chatbots do. They open with 'How can I help you?'. A customer asks the price for a service. The bot says something polite that means 'I don't actually know'. The customer leaves. We don't ship that. We read every page on your site: services, prices, locations, hours, the FAQ you've answered a thousand times. Then we hand-build the conversation tree before the bot ever talks to anyone.
Trained on your website. Replies in your customer's language. Texts you only when someone's ready to book.
It speaks like a real receptionist, not a Silicon Valley demo. Auto-detects what language your customer is typing (English, Spanish, Arabic, Russian, French, Portuguese, more) and matches them. Polished or casual depending on how the customer writes. Code-switches inside a single message when the customer mixes languages. Every build is tested against 30+ real conversations from native speakers before it ships, and anything that sounds 'translated' gets rewritten.
What you do: a 20-minute call. What we do: read your site, train the bot, deploy to your website + WhatsApp + Instagram, and stay on for 14 days tuning it on real customer messages. What you get: an SMS when a real lead is ready to book. Tire-kickers and 'just browsing' stay with the bot.
What you'll actually pay.
You have three other options. DIY tools (Tidio, Chatbase): you build it yourself on weekends. Local agencies: they charge $5,000–$22,000 and ship in 8 weeks. Hire a receptionist: $1,500+ a month, 9-to-6 only, sick days included. We're none of those.
Local agencies charge $4,000–$22,000 setup. We charge $299.
Everything you need, nothing you don't.
From signed to live in 48h.
Five steps. We do every one. You don't touch a flow builder, you don't write prompts, you don't watch tutorials.
Discovery call
20 minutes on a call. You walk us through what you sell, who buys it, and the questions you've answered fifty times this week. We hang up with the full conversation tree mapped out. No worksheet to fill in. No homework on your side.
We learn your site
Day 1. We read every public page of your website: services, prices, locations, hours, even your reviews. Then we hand-tune the AI's training so it sounds like you, not a Silicon Valley template. Every reply in a non-English language runs past a native speaker before the bot goes live.
Deploy in 48 hours
Day 2. Widget appears on your website, bottom-right corner. WhatsApp Business + Instagram DMs wired into the same brain. Before we flip it live we run 50+ real-customer conversations against the bot. Anything that's off, we fix it before you ever see it.
Real leads only
Now you sleep. The bot handles every 'how much?' and 'where are you?' for the rest of your business's life. Your phone only buzzes when someone's qualified, with name, budget, timeline, and contact already captured. Tire-kickers stay where they belong: with the bot.
14-day tune-up
First two weeks live we read every conversation the bot has. Fix off-replies. Add the FAQs your real customers ask that you didn't think to mention. Refine the qualifying flow. All on us. After day 14 the bot runs itself.
Pilot clinic, twenty-one days in. Done in 48 hours. Paid back in three weeks.
Real owners, real numbers.
“Recovered $6,400 in three weeks. Real, billed bookings, not just leads. The bot booked these while I was home with my kids.”
“10× our consultation conversions. The bot replies at midnight when someone overseas is finally ready to talk. By the time I'm at my desk, I have four qualified leads in SMS, sorted by destination and budget. I just call the ones I want.”
“I sleep now. Used to reply on WhatsApp until 1am. The bot replies for me. I get an SMS only when a real buyer wants to view a place, never tire-kickers or time-wasters.”
One price. Everything included.
One price. One package. No tiers, no per-seat math, no enterprise upsell waiting in your inbox next month. Setup once. Pay monthly. Cancel any Tuesday.
Done-for-you AI assistant for small businesses
- Branded chat widget on your website
- WhatsApp Business: same brain, same answers
- Instagram DM auto-reply
- 30+ languages, native-tuned per build
- Trained on YOUR business by us, not you
- Lead qualification (budget · area · timeline)
- SMS + email alerts on hot leads only
- 48-hour deployment, guaranteed
- 14 days of live tune-ups · free
- Cancel any time · no contracts
48-hour setup · cancel anytime · no contracts
Local agencies charge $4,000–$22,000 for a comparable build. We charge $299.
What you're actually thinking.
The eight questions every owner asks before signing, answered straight rather than the marketing version.
Tidio and Chatbase are toolkits. You buy access, build the flow yourself in a visual editor, train it on your own data, then maintain it forever. We're done-for-you. We read your site, hand-build the conversation tree, deploy it, refine it for 14 days on your real customers. Your time: a 20-minute call.
What we put in writing.
Four clauses, in writing, in every contract we sign, written the way we'd want to be hired ourselves.
Fixed price, no surprise charges
$299 setup, $99 a month. That's it. No 'consulting hours' on top, no per-seat upsells, no enterprise tier we're hiding. The number you see is the number you pay. Always.
48-hour setup, or it's free
Bot goes live within 48 hours of you signing, or you pay nothing. We've never missed it. Three years, 50+ clients shipped on time.
Your data, on your terms
By default the bot trains only on your public website: services, prices, hours, FAQs. Want it to read your CRM, booking calendar, or any private docs? Opt-in only, with a written agreement covering the data you specifically hand us. Conversations route straight to your inbox, never our servers. Bot config exports as a single file you keep.
14 days of tune-ups, free
First 14 days live, we tune the bot on your real customer conversations: fix off-replies, add new FAQs, refine the qualifying flow. All on us. By day 14 it answers like you trained it for six months.
Signed by Misha & Danil. Read every clause before kickoff.
Get your AI Bot live in 48h.
$299 setup, $99 a month. That's the whole price. We read your website, train the bot, ship it to your domain + WhatsApp + Instagram, and tune it for 14 days on real customer messages. You don't touch a config. Cancel any time: one WhatsApp message and we shut it down. No battle, no exit interview.